Koleen brought me my pocket copy of the United States Constitution.
Koleen:"Let me read this to you. There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O. There, now you read it."
Me: *start reading the constitution aloud*
Koleen: "No no no. You didn't say B-I-N-G-O."
Koleen, standing up in a pair of my high heels: "Do you see my balance?"
"You're a goofball, Anna!"
"Anna is starting to cry! Take a deep breath, Anna. Deep breath, deep breath."
Matt: "I guess pecans would work."
Koleen: "we don't have any peacocks! We don't eat peacocks, peacocks are aminals."
Me: "well how long have you been up?"
Koleen: "two minutes!"
"Daddy, come here! We have some cuteness in here!"